I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life, man.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they’re not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant – someplace where youre going to spend good money – and there are kids in there crying.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

I just tried to create a life for myself that’s full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life’s been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it’s just been a fun life.

Everything’s a conspiracy and everything’s not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, “This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we’ll use the nukes.” You can let your mind believe anything.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That’s about all you need to know about life, I think.

I dont go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.